CAT’s President, Carlo Wolff ACB ALB, won the Division F International speech contest!

Competition was tough, and he had to beat some of the best speakers around Shanghai. But he did it. And we’re very proud of him.

We have just a few weeks before the national championships at the District Conference. Make sure you’ve got your ticket – it’s going to be a tremendous event!

And take advantage of the opportunity to see more of Carlo before the contest at our next few meetings – this Thursday, 22 April, and next Wednesday, 28 April, for our joint meeting with IDEAL.

Also congratulations to our MVP, Joyce Hu, CC CL who won third place in the Mandarin Showcase!

You can listen to the start of his speech here.

The local newspaper records that, “Mark Hunter is proof positive of what can be achieved with a liberal dose of self-determination and an appreciation of the power of love.” And they have included the text from his speech in this story on his great achievement.

Mark, you probably don’t remember me, but congratulations!

- Daniel Smith, DTM

Below is the text of the speech. There seem to be a few errors amid the wonderful examples of alliteration – can you pick them?

Literature is literally littered with lively legends. Amongst them rides Don Quixote the Man of La Mancha. An idealistic knight who fought for the rights of others and dared to dream the impossible dream.

Mr Contest chairman, ladies and gentlemen, while I dare not sing that song for fear it could be your nightmare, I like many of us here have dreamed impossible dreams. But to make one of my dreams even remotely attainable, I had to learn a lesson, perhaps a lesson for us all.

When I was 22 an accident changed my view of the world completely. Before the accident, I saw the world from an invincible 6 feet high, now I see it from the height of the consummate navel gazer.

In my new position, short and seated and recycled, I soon faced discrimination, so I became a modern day Don Quixote fighting for the rights of those with a disability. Many, many times , I would don the armour of righteousness, mount my trusty grey horse Eeeha! (work with me here), raise my lance, and charge into hell for my heavenly cause, dreaming of a world where discrimination no longer existed.

But at other times, I would retreat, exhausted and just want to be invisible

For many years as I championed this cause I faced this problem: Do I want to fit in, or do I want to stand up, stand out and stand fast for who and what I am; do I want to be same or different?

I became consumed by this dilemma and desperate for an answer. I turned to books, coaches, meditation, you name it I did it, I even searched in the bottom of a bottle of whiskey – I eventually found my answer where many of our lifes most important questions are answered.

My Grandmothers kitchen was filled with the aroma of freshly cooked bread, and the quiet rhythmic chopping of vegetables was the only sound to be heard. On the bench, gleaming upturned jars were begging to be filled with her world famous tomato relish well I thought it was world famous my grandfather, Poppy, always said it could be used as paint stripper. I too would laugh at his mischief

A splash was followed by her silent invitation to look in the water filled sink. A wildly bright red apple had accidentally tumbled in, and was bobbing amongst a dozen green tomatoes. Nana said, Mark, look in the sink. What do you want to be? I looked at my choice to be the one apple or one of many tomatoes- and I remembered thinking..

Who looks at fruit and veges and becomes philosophical?

So how did I answer grandmother?

As I watched her, I finally understood her wisdom. Nana, I said. She stopped, turned, and waited. Nana, I want to be the water.

She turned back to her work, and I am sure I heard her smile.

She knew I had found my answer. That you cant change the world by charging around like an idealistic knight. You change it from here, by being the water. You see water embraces everything completely. It does not differentiate young from old, black from white, tall from navel gazer. It simply encompasses all.

And what is this water if is not a unique definition of love. A definition reflected in Deepak Chopras work, where he writes for love to be real it has to flow out and around what is loved. This water is liquid love. When I am the water, when we are the water, the need to fight the good fight no longer exists. The need to work out whether we are the same or different no longer exists. When we love with the intimacy of water, difference doesnt exist.

Its what this liquid love does. What happened in the kitchen allowed me to replace the passion of youth with the wisdom of my grandmother (maybe cut) and so with my new understanding I began to change my world from in here

Ladies and Gentlemen: In an ordinary kitchen, I learnt an extra-ordinary lesson. One which enabled me to take off my armour and get off this horse not literally. I learnt from my grandmother that it doesnt matter how we are different. Its how we love that matters. So this morning, I offer you her wisdom. In a sink full of green tomatoes and one wildly red apple, there is so much, so very much to be gained from being the water.

Interestingly – at least for me – is that the VPE of my first club, Leonard Scuderi DTM, is one of the published comments on the page. Great to see you continuing to float around, Scooter!

We’re also pleased that Joyce Hu CC CL will be representing CAT for the Mandarin Showcase at the Area contest.

Congratulations to you both and thank you to our judges from People’s Square and Shanghai Leadership and MSD Clubs!

1. We can even change our age on our passport for winning the Olympics.
2. Our use of melamine is flexible,too. We sell different kinds of milk to different people – safe milk to the Olympics athletes and staff; milk with melamine to our fellow Chinese.
3. Flexibility in pricing… for laowai it is a lot, for Chinese OK, and for friends very cheap! – by Emily Minor
4. Our taxies are flexible, too. How long does it take to take the taxi from People’s Square to ZhongShanpark? For local people, 20 minutes. For people from other province, a little bit longer. 30 minutes. That’s to help them get familiar with this city. For foreigners, 1 hour. Cause we think foreigners would love to do more sightseeing.
5. ……………..to be continued

Between Delphy Chow winning Humorous (with her fabulous speech on Flexibility),

Bill Wang taking out Runner Up with his Black Swan speech, and

Dan Smith (yeah, me!) being awarded Second Place for Table Topics,

so three of the four place-getters were CAT members.

Congratulations one and all – we are all very proud of you!

Also congratulations to our Area Governor and member, Andrew Shih, for conducting such a successful and well-attended event.

C Division Contest: 26 October at MSD

… and our next meeting: 25 September

Delphy Chow was a standout with some dynamic kicks and dancing to take the Humorous Contest championship, followed by a great performance from Chris Haynes.

Dan Smith took out Table Topics, with Chris Haynes again in second place.

All three are now eligible for the Area Contest to be held later this month – good luck to them all!